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Never Mind The Sex Pistols -- We're The Bollocks

by Reeta McKneals

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RCTP 04:33
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pushing your way to the front of the line going nowhere gonna be on time fat fucks on scooters and two ton trucks rubbernecking reprobates on the bus it's dog eat dog shit rulers out comparing dicks it's dog eat dog shit phd's and plastic tits it's dog eat dog shit perfumed clits cologne soaked cocks it's dog eat dog shit money talks and bullshit walks no time to sleep with deadlines to meet can't even smoke it's no joke can't fall behind on company time i just had a stroke it's no joke it's dog eat dog shit
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diabetic darryl goes into shock without his insulin shot baby he sweats kfc gravy and his skin's a healthy grey from eating fast food twice a day baby diabetic darryl has tits and they swell in his epileptic fits baby he'll eat the steak he'll eat the veal and two of every other meal motherfucker darryl skips the salad but inhales the rest movement causes violent palpitations in his chest his hands are red and his feet are swollen did i mention that he has has diabetes? but he'll beat you in a race when his wheelchair's a-rollin did i mention that he has diabetes? he can't put sugar on his goddamn wheaties did i mention that he has diabetes? he fell into a coma when he ate jelly beanies did i mention that he has diabetes? he's diabetic darryl he's diabetic he's diabetic he's diabetic he's diabetic he's diabetic darryl he's diabetic he's diabetic he's diabetic he's diabetic (rinse and repeat)
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Paul 03:56
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i hear buzzing underneath the paint when i try to sleep they sting my taint i feel them watching every move i make i need to find them i need to stay awake i went to the closet with my flashlight stuck my head in the ceiling and i shook the pipes when the pipes were knocking the bees cam a-rockin but i awoke the hive and barely got out alive the bees in the wall are gonna kill us all but we're standing tall and their kingdom will fall the bees in the wall it's been three days i've been sleeping in the yard but i've studied their patterns and i'll hit them hard they won't see me coming with raid and a funnel when i infiltrate their secret tunnel the bees in the wall... blood and honey it was a grizzly scene they stung i sprayed until i reached the queen and with a battle cry i sent the bitch to hell i burned down my house and the kingdom fell the bees in the wall...
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Xenophobe 02:25
first we found the pod in a long-forgotten ship it's hand-shaped larva caught me in a deadly grip we couldn't get it off until the larva died and its xenomorphic spawn collapsed my chest from the inside i'm a xenophobe and my trigger fingers itch i'm a xenophobe get away from her you bitch! i'm a xenophobe it's US that THEY should fear assholes and elbows -- Hudson come here! the marines went in to infiltrate the hive but only a few of us got out alive i grabbed a forklift and fought the queen face to face then opened up the hatch and shot it into space i'm a xenophobe!

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Recorded live in a 200 square-foot room in November 2016. A second guitar was recorded one evening in December 2016. Most of the vocals were re-recorded in February 2017 due to too much bleed on the original recording. Let's call this album about 75% live. Mixed and somewhat mastered by Jimmy without using a computer, which is unheard of these days, because he can't afford a computer that doesn't break down constantly. All fuck-ups during the recordings were left unedited in order to keep this album as raw and real as possible, and because Jimmy doesn't have enough free time to properly edit an album.

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released March 18, 2017

Jimmy -- bass/vocals
Gasser -- guitar/vocals
Stompin Tom -- drums
Robb -- additional backing vocals

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Reeta McKneals Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

Reeta McKneals rocked the underground Sask punk scene from about 2003-2009, then again from 2011-2018, then maybe in the future when life stops fucking us. Beer-swilling, rippin' tunes, mildly-offensive humour, fuck-ups, and a morning-after consisting of blurred vision and a splitting headache. No merch -- the only thing the Reetas sell is a good time if you're lucky enough to join. Cheers. ... more

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