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Pantsless on Christmas

by Reeta McKneals

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Pantsless on Christmas 03:40
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When your house is filled with cheer and you all begin to sing and dance that's when I finally get the chance to be drunk enough to drop my pants I'll kick your child in the face then throw your grandma down the stairs and bitch-slap everyone else there with no pants on because i don't care When the night finally winds down is after I've had thirteen more that's when the cops kick down your door and slip in hot piss on the floor but they never can catch up with me because I'm running naked through the town beating decorations down after turning your front lawn shit brown I'm pantsless on christmas we do the same thing every year so shove that shit back up your rear I'm pantsless on christmas this time I just don't give a fuck so let's wreck the house because I'm shittered drunk

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Every December billions of untalented, self-absorbed musicians and karaoke singers fart out a holiday-related ballad or rendition of a traditional Christmas song in order to make a quick buck with the least amount of effort possible. We now gift you and your family or your church youth-group with our holiday-related original ballad.

This was initially meant to be for sale exclusively on iTunes in order to maximize profit, however, we narrowly-missed the deadline for uploading material to be published and advertised before Christmas.

Much thanks to Adam Buckley for gifting us with some festive Christmas shredding! We gifted him with some cash.

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released December 18, 2015

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Reeta McKneals Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

Reeta McKneals rocked the underground Sask punk scene from about 2003-2009, then again from 2011-2018, then maybe in the future when life stops fucking us. Beer-swilling, rippin' tunes, mildly-offensive humour, fuck-ups, and a morning-after consisting of blurred vision and a splitting headache. No merch -- the only thing the Reetas sell is a good time if you're lucky enough to join. Cheers. ... more

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